johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

You can’t get on the plane without money…. You need to buy a ticket..

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Sometimes I forget I own this thing omg

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I will find you and I will fucking kill you.

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I think it’s the cutest thing how 4 years later me and my boyfriend are still finding little things that we have in common omg it’s perf

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ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

trendingly:

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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thatratchetshit:

ratchetmessreturns:

white people though….

STOP 😭✋

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handpickedhappiness:

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charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

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mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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