I will find you and I will fucking kill you.

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I think it’s the cutest thing how 4 years later me and my boyfriend are still finding little things that we have in common omg it’s perf

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ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

trendingly:

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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thatratchetshit:

ratchetmessreturns:

white people though….

STOP 😭✋

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handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

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mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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condorn:

I love when people shut the fuck up

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despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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